while talking about other ridiculous ways Scott could get a beta, it was brought to my attention that Scott’s 6th beta is obviously when Scott bites Stiles on the ass. (better question: how has Scott not ALREADY bitten Stiles’s booty?)
and my brain starting ticking.
"I can’t be a werewolf!" Stiles wails. "I’m barely any good at being a human!" His eyes are flashing in and out with distress, yellow-brown-yellow-brown-yellow-brown.
"Definitely a werewolf," Deaton says. Derek thinks they can probably trust that proclamation, since lycanthropy appears to be Deaton’s one area of expertise. That and magic trees.
"It’s going from easy mode to difficult mode!" Stiles continues. He’s wringing his hands, and Kira is nodding gravely while looking sympathetic. "I don’t have the coordination for difficult mode!"
"Maybe you will now?" Scott suggests. He looks a little sheepish, and wilts when Stiles glares at him.
"How did you even bite him?" Derek asks. Like Liam hadn’t been ridiculous enough.
Both Scott and Stiles are suddenly avoiding eye contact. Glancing at the ceiling.
"It was an… accident?" Scott says after a moment, and its not precisely a lie.
Lydia’s eyes narrow. “You had an accident while in your Beta shift?”
"Alpha shift?" Stiles ventures.
And behind everyone Peter is fucking grinning at them likes it Christmas.
basically I need at least 5k of Stiles and Scott trying to explain they were having really kinky sex and Scott got a little too into it. I would read that.