i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
where I’m from snow is like turning water into wine, so yeah, give all the dick pops in the world, I don’t give a fuck. I just want my once every couple years winter wonder land!
DICK POPS. SHUT UP. OMG.
you guys i found a penis analyzer website it gives u stats about ur penis based on ur name and u can compare it to other names i’m crying
so my penis has a better name but lauren’s is bigger
I wasn’t gonna post my results but with a name like THE RUTHLESS LARVA, how could I not?
becoming friends with renqa was a terrible decision. no one should do it.
I STRUGGLE WITH WRITING FOR TWO DAYS NOW AND THE FIRST THING THAT POPS OUT OF MY HEAD TODAY IS *STEREK FIC*??? THIS WAS NOT MY PLAN.
//curls up on the floor.
i’m cold and i’m dying
fuck candy crush updated
going out to lunch with a friend and then cross your fingers guys that i’m gonna get home and write something maybe??? god i’ve done like one thing for rare pair november and it’s almost over already
i’d bake u cookies, but georgia
//claws at the distance
LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AND WE’LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN
would you be mad if I reblogged this with a reminder that you two are not married? ;)
shh we’re planning to be the most confusing game of yes lesbians or no lesbians ever
the game never ends and everyone wins.
i want some cookies //cries
yammering about my textbook
someone trying to say that my druggie text post is fake because if it was real, then valentino’s texts would be on the left side of the screen.
i hate to break it to you babe, but you should double check to see if you know which of your hands is the left one.
does anyone have any good loki fic that does not have him being a misunderstood victim?
i feel bad because i have a bunch of ro/valentino fic in my inbox and i haven’t put them together in a post yet because i’ve been busy