codename: r.o.

i’m also wearing heels while i iron because i need to break them in before i try wearing them at work.

wow it’s like i’m an adult.

pretty sure today’s an outlier.

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6 notes | Aug 17, 2014 @ 12:25pm | posted 4 days ago

i’m ironing. shit is bizarre

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5 notes | Aug 17, 2014 @ 12:13pm | posted 4 days ago

one time, a guy in my math class passed me his graphing calculator — you know, the kind that will also let you type in letters? he’d drawn out a pair of boobs and added a note asking if i would let him see my boobs.

obviously not.

long story short: he’s now on the sex offender’s list for exposing himself to an underage girl

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10 notes | Aug 13, 2014 @ 7:41am | posted 1 week ago

alrighty brosistapeeps

i’m outy for the night. it’s been real.

ciao

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4 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 10:28pm | posted 1 week ago

i’m texting my mom to discover other weird facts about me

apparently i am related by marriage to one of the previous presidents of singapore (which is, yes, a city, but it’s a sovereign one and totally has presidents.)

also my grandfather was adopted by 3 sisters who didn’t marry for the longest time and the one of them married a dude just because their business did better if it had a male figurehead. spinsters. my family history is a fairytale.

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19 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 10:06pm | posted 1 week ago

there was a guy in my high school. i wasn’t friends with him by any stretch of the imagination, but he was one of those everybody knows him types. it was probably because he looked like he’d been held back a few times because i swear to god, he looked twenty.

but you know, it could’ve easily been because he was a punky white boy who was tall and kind of lanky limbed and he wore beads in his hair and had a tongue piercing.

anyway

one time he was telling everyone that his summer job was to water some guy’s backyard garden while naked.

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13 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 9:40pm | posted 1 week ago

HOW ABOUT A FUN STORY

snowdarkred:

rrrowr:

so i went to a wedding with snow as her plus one

family was mostly nice (including the bride and groom!) except for the few homophobic peeps that liked to make assumptions without asking politely. and i was all too happy to be even more touchy feely with snow because i am an asshole.

long story short: i’m in a lot of the wedding photos because i caught the bouquet and the most homophobic lady of them all had to serve me cake

also i’m pretty sure everyone there thinks that snow and i are gonna get married

marrying you is my backup plan, honey, tbh

thank god, too. i’m hardly in a position to be a breadwinner of any kind.

(via ;snowdarkred)
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33 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 9:09pm | posted 1 week ago via: snowdarkred | @rrrowr

i once got a call from a friend

we hadn’t spoken in three years

she just wanted to tell me that she lost her virginity

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7 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 8:59pm | posted 1 week ago

HOW ABOUT A FUN STORY

so i went to a wedding with snow as her plus one

family was mostly nice (including the bride and groom!) except for the few homophobic peeps that liked to make assumptions without asking politely. and i was all too happy to be even more touchy feely with snow because i am an asshole.

long story short: i’m in a lot of the wedding photos because i caught the bouquet and the most homophobic lady of them all had to serve me cake

also i’m pretty sure everyone there thinks that snow and i are gonna get married

tags: #ro liveblogs life #PS CAKE WAS DELISH #snowdarkred #also i still have the bouquet #it is made of paper and is eternal #just like my spite
33 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 8:50pm | posted 1 week ago

the1001cranes:

rrrowr:

oh. well now you know.

how about another story! ro’s story time!

i had a boyfriend who decided to breakup with me as a way of — i found out later through a mutal friend — testing my commitment to our relationship. it backfired (of course), he cried on me a lot and told me he loved me, and then proceeded to do a series of weird things, listed here:

  • take a final exam for me in a college biochemistry 2 class
  • it was a handwritten exam
  • that i could not have taken because i was out of the country at a funeral
  • good job.
  • i was lucky that my prof knew i didn’t know shit about it 
  • he was damn lucky not to get in trouble with the school

:D

  • he attempted to get me to go on a lunch date with him
  • to an unknown location
  • i later discovered the location. it was 45 minutes away.
  • the scenery would have been fields of nothing.
  • like i wouldn’t have rolled right out of that moving vehicle to avoid murder.
  • ps: the location was to a national park.
  • my name and his love confession is carved into a rock somewhere.
  • fyi, defacing government property is a crime and now my name is associated with it - YAY

but wait it’s not over!

  • and several months later, after i’d gotten into a new school and i was visiting my hometown,
  • he saw me sitting in my car in the parking lot,
  • he knocked on my window
  • he started telling me that the new city i lived in was one he was very familiar with. “like the back of my hand” he said.
  • ~and oh by the way, he’s thinking about buying a gun!~
  • thanks
  • thanks so much
  • i feel so safe

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oh man i can’t believe that i forgot to add this other part to the list of weird things he did!

let’s recap the important part

oh yeah and another thing

(via ;the1001cranes)
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25 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 8:32pm | posted 1 week ago via: the1001cranes | @rrrowr

probably the story that is least unique to me is the time that i came out as bisexual to my high school buds and the same day, i got a call from the boyfriend of one of my friends.

he wanted to know if i’d have a threesome with the two of them and that my friend was just too embarrassed to ask me herself.

no, no thanks. i’m good. i was also a virgin and not at all attracted to either of them and it was embarrassing for all of us.

and then my ~friend~ was bitchy at me for the rest of the year.

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7 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 8:24pm | posted 1 week ago

tonight with ro:

ro’s weird as fuck life with her weird as fuck stories that are sometimes creepy, sometimes funny, but always something you’re glad you haven’t had to experience yourself

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4 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 8:19pm | posted 1 week ago

oh. well now you know.

how about another story! ro’s story time!

i had a boyfriend who decided to breakup with me as a way of — i found out later through a mutal friend — testing my commitment to our relationship. it backfired (of course), he cried on me a lot and told me he loved me, and then proceeded to do a series of weird things, listed here:

:D

but wait it’s not over!

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25 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 8:13pm | posted 1 week ago
your life is weird, ro. weiiiiiird.

it could get weirder.

have i ever told you about a guy i was friends with in high school. he was a little person and he also had a crush on me and he once tried to set the school on fire and last i heard, he got mugged in new mexico while trying to sell drugs.

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6 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 7:56pm | posted 1 week ago

i don’t waaaannnaaa add you as my friend on facebook

//kicks feet and pouts

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5 notes | Aug 12, 2014 @ 7:45pm | posted 1 week ago