Lucy Liu in the Iron Woman film trilogy
The hero you call Iron Man does not exist. I am Iron Woman.
Back when I was a big fan of the MCU, I recast the white dude heroes as women of color. Someone brought back the Lucy Liu one, and I thought I’d make something a little more polished than the originaL.
what what what
why didn’t we get this instead
AU MEME → pre-Iron Man body swap
"That’s it, Tony! The goatee is coming off!"
"Nooo, Pep! I swear, I won’t do anything else!"
"On top of all the partying you’ve been doing, you had a threesome with two strippers and everyone thinks it was me! My mom left me a horrified voicemail! This is it! Bye bye goatee!”
*shows up to this joke 15 minutes late with starbucks*
Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean, it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative. The imagery anyway.
Home Depot like a motherfucker.
Some people I know said they didnt like Iron Man 3 as much because he wasn’t “Iron Man” enough…. and I was are you fucking kidding me?! this was Tony at his Iron Man best, this is the Tony that built the first suit in a cave in the desert with a giant hole in his chest! It’s not about about the suit, if it was Fury would have called up Rhodey about the Avengers not Tony… not enough Iron Man *scoff* Tony Stark makes Iron Man great and he’s at his best when he’s down and out and manages take on a whole compound of domestic terrorists with weapons he compiled from Home fucking Depot
Pacific Rim AU » Tony Stark and James Rhodes
JAEGER UNIT ＷＨＩＳＫＥＹ ＴＡＮＧＯ
I would give anything in the world for a 10k epic of this concept with Pepper eventually having to climb in a prototype to help [or, like, save their sorry asses] that Tony instantly renames “Foxtrot.”
when Gary met Tony - best of
Okay, I admit it. I’m a piping hot mess. I can’t sleep and when I do I have nightmares. Things happen that you can’t explain, and then they’re over? Gods, aliens, other dimensions? I’m just a man in a can.