personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
why do I feel like thousands of people are looking down on me when I see this post
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
it’s literally colder in the DFW area of Texas than it is here in Toronto I????????
THERE IS ICE ON THE GROUND
BETTER CLOSE THE SCHOOLS
DON’T COME INTO WORK
GUYS WATCH OUT THERE’S ICE AND THERE’S LITERALLY NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE
have you ever been so obsessed with something that it made you angry because you physically cannot shut the fuck up about it
ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
the line between babysitter and service sub is small
my hobbies include:
- watching the same show 4 times
- standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
- laughing at my own jokes
- laying on the floor
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
you know you ship it bad when you’re like
"oh look at them"
"in the same room together"
"but breathing the same air"
"that’s so great"