March 2012
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And they lived happily ever after.
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samspurpletoothbrush replied to your post: samspurpletoothbrush replied to your post:…
BEST. LAST WORDS. EVER.
FRANKLY THOUGH. STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE BEGS TO BE CROSSED WITH STARGATE ATLANTIS. I HOPE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
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samspurpletoothbrush replied to your post: samspurpletoothbrush replied to your post: Okay…
whyyyyyyyyyyy. why did those have to be his dying words. why.
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samspurpletoothbrush replied to your post: Okay awwwww, that was a kind of clever ending with…
UGH DON’T REMIND ME.
JACOB GOT THE SHAFT IN THAT MOVIE.
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Okay awwwww, that was a kind of clever ending with the whole “oh blackhole relativity of time science could make a worm hole or a time machine let’s see what happens when we throw stuff at it” thing actually reversing time back to the beginning of the movie and passing it off as deja vu.
Like, if I ignore the science.
At least in this movie, Misha didn’t die at the end.
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WOW CHECK OUT THE SCIENCE ON THOSE SUPPORTS.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE NON-BLACKHOLES EATING THE EARTH.
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SEE THIS IS WHY WE DON'T ANNOUNCE THAT THE WORLD...
THEY SHOOT PEOPLE.
AND THEN ATTEMPT TO RAPE THEM.
:)!!!
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OH WOW! TWIST! A PERSON I DID NOT EXPECT TO BE...
MOVIE: INSTANTLY BOTH BETTER AND WORSE.
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ratifythesilence replied to your post: SO BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN LONDON.
… and you can fix that with math?
AND SCIENCE.
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cyruspotnoodle replied to your post: SO BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN LONDON.
where is le doktah
HE’S PROBABLY AT THE CENTER OF THE NOT-BLACKHOLE WITH HIS TARDIS BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY A CRACK IN THE UNIVERSE THAT’S SLOWLY DRAGGING ELEMENTS OF OURS THROUGH.
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SO BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN LONDON.
BETCHA MISS GRAVITY NOW, HUH.
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OH MY GOD DON'T *TELL* PEOPLE THAT THEIR...
AND DON’T TELL PEOPLE THAT IT’S UP TO THEM TO CARRY ON IF AND WHEN THIS TRAGEDY PASSES.
THEY’LL ALL JUST GO CRAZY AND START RANSACKING GROCERY STORES AND DIGGING BASEMENTS TO STORE IT ALL IN.
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OKAY LET ME LAY THIS OUT FOR YOU
THERE IS A TSUNAMI HAPPENING AT MANHATTAN
GRAVITY IS LESS EFFECTIVE THAN USUAL
AND THEN A TORNADO
AND YOUR SOLUTION IS TO *DRIVE AWAY FROM THE TORNADO*
YES THAT’S BRILLIANT.
DRIVE AWAY FROM THE THING THAT CAN PICK UP DEBRIS EVEN MORE EASILY NOW THAT GRAVITY ISN’T BEING SUCH A BITCH IN A VEHICLE WHOSE TIRES REQUIRE A GREATER FRICTION IN ORDER...
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SHE SAYS: "THIS COULD MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE."
HE REPLIES: “NOT IF THE MATH IS RIGHT.”
SHE: “WE JUST DON’T HAVE THE COMPUTING POWER FOR THIS.”
Mmkay, so I know this is why we have the beautiful mind savant character and shit, so whatever. I’ll ignore how computers should be able to handle whatever math you throw at them, my dear scientists.
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AHAHAHA OH MY GOD. SO THE PRESIDENT WAS ABOUT TO GIVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT WHAT THE SHIT WAS GOING ON, RIGHT.
HE GETS JUST PAST THE WHOLE “BAD THINGS ARE GOING DOWN. WE’RE DOING OUR BEST” BUT BEFORE HE GETS ANY FURTHER, THE SIGNAL CUTS OUT.
C R Y I N G
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cyruspotnoodle replied to your post: okay pause. it’s not a black hole but it sounds…
wait WHAT
It’s the end of the world but it’s also really weird. Also they’re taking this fake-science a bit far.
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imyournewgodabetterone replied to your post: DO YOU HAVE A NAME FOR IT? / YEAH, ‘THE END’.
wow that sounds reassuring
EVERYONE IS SUPER OPTIMISTIC.
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OKAY I KNOW THAT ANIMALS FLEEING ARE GENERALLY A...
BUT I’M PRETTY SURE THAT THE BIRDS CAN’T FLEE A NOT-A-BLACKHOLE.
ALSO THIS SOLUTION EVERYONE’S COMING UP WITH? THE WHOLE “LET’S TAKE THE EARTH OUT OF ITS NATURAL ORBIT AND AWAY FROM THE THING THAT WANTS TO EAT IT”?
THAT DOES NOT SOUND AWESOME.
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okay pause.
it’s not a black hole but it sounds like a black hole in that it draws everything into it, right. whatever.
and they’re like blah blah blah blah it’ll affect japan and australia first blah blah, the earth will rotate right into it blah blah, within three days the planet will be consumed.
this does not sound like a thing that we can throw bombs at and go home at the...
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DO YOU HAVE A NAME FOR IT? / YEAH, 'THE END'.
OH REALLY NOW.
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imyournewgodabetterone replied to your post: BEAUTIFUL BLONDE? LOVE INTEREST OF MAYOR’S SON?
- dis gon b gud.gif - this movie really does sound like it’s oscar worthy so far.
I’m not entirely sure what the big deal is yet. The comet’s crashed but the news isn’t talking about it. Flights have been shut down, but I think it’s because of the sky changing, not the...
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BEAUTIFUL BLONDE? LOVE INTEREST OF MAYOR'S SON?
YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO BE AT RISK IN THE NEAR FUTURE, ISN’T IT.
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There’s this beautiful-mind character that is clearly going to be the savior of the world by looking at the information the USSA (United States Space Agency, though you wouldn’t know it by asking google) is going to give him and automatically identifying the solution.
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imyournewgodabetterone replied to your post: I’m gonna watch something called Quantum…
NO PLEASE DO IT
THERE’S A PROBLEM WITH THE SKY
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I’m gonna watch something called Quantum Apocalypse. I downloaded it ages ago. Don’t know what it is. It’s probably one of those movies like Stonehenge Apocalypse, but without Misha’s brightening presence.
LMFAO what is going on I’m not even two minutes into it and the comet we’re watching has just decided to change course. IS IT ALIENS. ARE WE UNDER ATTACK.
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nuiigurumii replied to your post: nuiigurumii replied to your post: nuiigurumii…
fffffffffffff. I haven’t been over there in a while, too busy reading too much sherlock fic, but I will probably meander on over at some point. so excited for avengers big bang and explosion of fic post-movie
;slkgsadfa;kg actually i also keep track of the avengerkink meme too, but I haven’t checked it...
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nuiigurumii replied to your post: nuiigurumii replied to your post: nuiigurumii…
if you ever write thorloki fic I just might claw my face off
I DO KEEP TRACK OF THE NORSEKINK COMM.
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nuiigurumii replied to your post: nuiigurumii replied to your post:…
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I HAVE A LOT OF FEELS. I WILL TAKE ALL OF YOU DOWN WITH ME.
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nuiigurumii replied to your post: loveisthenumbernine replied to your post:…
HIDDLES IS SIGNED ON FOR THOR 2, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE COULD DIE
OKAY THIS IS A GOOD THING. I ENJOY THIS NEWS.
BUT I DID THINK ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED IF LOKI GOT INJURED IN THE MIDST OF BATTLE AND THOR SCREAMED, ‘BROTHEEEEEEEEEEER’ AND THEN RAN TO HIM AND SCOOPED HIS FALLEN BODY FROM THE...
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Anonymous asked: WHAT ARE SOME GOOD CORNY JOKES? I NEED THIS FOR REASONS. THANK YOUUU. PS I LOVE THE AVENGERS SPAM :D
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